Bold as brass

Yeah, this is what I walked by this morning into work....

Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:54:50 -0400

Yeah, this is what I walked by this morning into work. We’re all going to die.

Another reason I love Meg Cabot

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:24:14 -0400

Meena has a mouth guard. I’m not the only one!

Finally bought Insatiable by Meg Cabot on Audiobook last night....

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:41:26 -0400

Finally bought Insatiable by Meg Cabot on Audiobook last night. The hours are flying by at work!

"Life is a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess."

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:31:53 -0400

“Life is a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.”

- Thierry Guetta

GOTHAM CITY—Supervillain Lady Gaga brazenly abducted...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:30:00 -0400

GOTHAM CITY—Supervillain Lady Gaga brazenly abducted Commissioner James Gordon from a charity fundraiser Tuesday, leaving police baffled and the citizens of Gotham fearing for their safety. Known for her outlandish costumes and geometric polygon hair, the criminal mad≠woman made a daring escape from Arkham Asylum last week and has been taunting authorities by interrupting television broadcasts ever since. “If you ever want to see Commissioner Gordon again, you’ll do exactly as I say,” Lady Gaga said from her secret lair, adjusting her angular yellow Tyvek and spandex dress as henchmen danced menacingly around the bound commissioner. While the kidnapping occurred at stately Wayne Manor, home of playboy jet-setter Bruce Wayne, the eccentric billionaire was not available for comment.

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen from The Onion. EVER.

I’m 25 today! The last week and a half has been hellish, literally. Our AC broke the Sunday...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:28:05 -0400

I’m 25 today! The last week and a half has been hellish, literally. Our AC broke the Sunday before last, and before we could call anyone to fix it, we had to clean the house. So I spent a week of “vacation” cleaning the house so we didn’t get evicted, so we could call the landlord and have them send out a repair man. They came Friday to look, said it would take 5 hours on Monday, but never told us a time. So we finally called and they got all cranky and were just like “WE SAID 1-3. WE SAID!” But they didn’t. So, Monday they come and fix it, in 45 minutes. But now, they have to tell our landlord to send someone to clean the carpet (where the AC leaked and has this gnarly stain that no amount of carpet cleaner and scrubbing can help, trust me) even though I said I’d just rent a rug doctor and do it myself. I also must wait for them to order us custom air filters because of our insanely rigged AC and the fact it needs square filters. They’ll be here Wednesday, Thursday or Friday. What? I have to go to work, people. HAVE to. I have to go get a filling tomorrow at 2, so they better drop off the filter before or after that, because I’m going to work Thursday. Oh, I also failed to mention that while using the wet vac to suck up all the water, my mom dumped it in the tub (which I just cleaned, by the way) and clogged the tub. Yeah, our house is Murphy’s law personified.

Now, in light of loosing 20 lbs, I am going to eat my slice of carrot cake for brunch because it’s my Birthday and I’m 25.

You say it’s your birthday It’s my birthday too,...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:16:30 -0400

You say it’s your birthday
It’s my birthday too, yeah.

I hate hate hate female artists who “paint” with their menstrual blood.

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:07:05 -0400

I hate hate hate female artists who “paint” with their menstrual blood.

Cleaning the house with a busted AC. Worst idea ever!

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:11:03 -0400

Cleaning the house with a busted AC. Worst idea ever!

Photo

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:49:08 -0400

Cutest bag ever? Yes.

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:48:07 -0400

Cutest bag ever? Yes.

Cutest shoes ever? Yes.

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 12:47:06 -0400

Cutest shoes ever? Yes.

Apparently everyone I know is loosing friends this week. I’m glad I haven’t. Well, I...

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:31:04 -0400

Apparently everyone I know is loosing friends this week. I’m glad I haven’t. Well, I think I may have, but that doesn’t count because I was hoping it would end.

I have a thing for Bruce, too.

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:17:42 -0400

I have a thing for Bruce, too.

After watching Buffy and Spike’s “bad romance” I realized I had my own last year,...

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 08:26:18 -0400

After watching Buffy and Spike’s “bad romance” I realized I had my own last year, and I did use him. I’d feel worse if he didn’t use me, too. Sometimes people can be too much alike. Also, I’m listening to Twilight, and if it wasn’t an audio book I would have thrown in across the room by now.

I lost 3.6 lbs this week! That’s a total of 8.6 lbs for two weeks. I went to the doctor and do...

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 23:22:00 -0400

I lost 3.6 lbs this week! That’s a total of 8.6 lbs for two weeks. I went to the doctor and do indeed have carpal tunnel syndrome again, it’s mild, I had a mild case when I was 18 and wearing a brace while I slept and most of the day (especially during the activity, this time work) help/s/ed. Did that even make sense? I’m on some prescription NSAID. Which I don’t realize is helping until it wears off. I can’t have you scroll for TMI, it won’t save my text color changes, I’ve tried lots of ways. So, if you don’t want to read about icky girl cooties, skip to the bold. However, I feel no cramps, and I got my period today and screamed, because there was all this stuff, and I had a brain cloud for a second and was just like, red stuff… blood… in… panties… DUH. Period. I basically had my first period again. That was different. But my mild case of the carp should clear up in a month. I think I’m finally open to loving someone again, but he’s going to have to be pretty special. Note that I said he, my female stalker. Oh, I have one of those again. I have to go to the dentist on Thursday, and Friday I’m taking off work, so I have a five day weekend! It’s just being kicked off with awkwardness and pain. Like most things I do.

This brace is killing me! But it’s better than numb...

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:02:09 -0400

This brace is killing me! But it’s better than numb fingers and pain.

Good morning Friday!

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 08:48:08 -0400

Good morning Friday!

My carpal tunnel is back. I look like a doofus.

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 08:39:36 -0400

My carpal tunnel is back. I look like a doofus.

Top ten keyword referrals

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 23:58:20 -0400

Seriously? WTF. Most make sense, but when I have used the word lesbian or nipples?

1. there’s been some cowboys in here
2. allison fischer {creepy}
3. “there’s been some cowboys in here”
4. zooey nipples
5. bold as love
6. bones
7.doctor who pig slave
8. had some cowboys in here
9. internet only works at night {sorry, dude, I have the same problem}
10. lesbian slaves