var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-12615777-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}I was named after an Elvis Costello song. I smoke too much and I’m a caffeine junkie. I’m an art student and I work at a digital library. My interests are polar opposites; I love action and romantic comedies, indie rock and boy bands, video games and camping. I’m a student and I work at a digital library. Oh, and I’m a quarter Japanese. Tumblr (3.0; @lolasin)http://www.allison-fischer.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz01v5ObCu1qzwouio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bones is my new favorite TV show.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/436243085http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/436243085Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:28:17 -0500Bonesawesomethings that don't suck<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy9zksUbf1qzwouio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The light on my speakers is so bright I’m having a hard time falling asleep.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/434158180http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/434158180Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:28:33 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyui4plSKP1qzwouio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Netflix has never been more right. I should be ashamed, but I love all these things.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/429670723http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/429670723Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:34:01 -0500<p>I feel weird dating two people at the same time. The socially acceptable kind, not the cheating kind.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/429653229http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/429653229Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:23:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kys4a02rYr1qzwouio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You wish you had a lumberjack bra.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/426975043http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/426975043Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:54:58 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kys3o8ZxdN1qzwouio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My backseat is full of art and art supplies.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/426926546http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/426926546Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:26:32 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqt518uBw1qzwouio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>no makeup & cigarette break.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/425695138http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/425695138Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:41:00 -0500GPOYW<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqsjgtcZD1qzwouio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote></blockquote> <p><b>H A N D W R I T I N G  M E M E</b><br/>1) Your name/tumblr name.<br/>2) Right-handed, left-handed, or ambidextrous?<br/>3) Favorite letters to write.<br/>4) Least favorite letters to write.<br/>5) Write “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”<br/>6) Write the following words in capital letters:<br/>- CRAB<br/>- HUMOR<br/>- KALEIDOSCOPE<br/>- PAJAMAS<br/>- GAZILLION<br/>7) Write your favorite song lyric.<br/>8) Tag people!<br/>9) Any special note or picture.</p> <blockquote></blockquote>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/425673076http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/425673076Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:28:28 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.allison-fischer.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/424910864/tumblr_kyqaep20lj1qzwoui&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/424910864http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/424910864Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:56:50 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.allison-fischer.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/424906582/tumblr_kyqaalrXyS1qzwoui&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“Oh! Watch out puppy!” was way too nice a reaction to a big hound dog (that I called a beagle, wtf) jumping on my shoulder and nipping at my face repeatedly. I suck at life.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/424906582http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/424906582Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:54:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kynuzmjNk41qzwouio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The cutest baby in the world. I even caught a smile!</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/422155161http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/422155161Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:28:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kylz98w5N01qzwouio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sick and sleep deprived in my PJ’s.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/419961676http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/419961676Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:05:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kylteghIj81qzwouio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Say hello to my new Samsung Intensity! Of all the free phones (with a rebate, naturally) Verizon had, I liked the feel of this one the best. The buttons don’t feel weird, even on the DROID they felt all flat, on the Rival too. Maybe it’s a Motorolla thing. Plus, I can add songs directly from my computer… well, theoretically. If I had windows.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/419806733http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/419806733Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:59:04 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyls1lSURD1qzwouio1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look what my new phone does! Lame.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/419772900http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/419772900Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:29:35 -0500<p>I’m an eight year old girl inside. I spent $30 today on Hello Kitty band-aids, Hard Candy glitter nail polish, animal print press on eye shadow, pink glittery lip gloss that smells like frosting, and glittery liquid eye liner. It may also be that the last time I was sick with chronic bronchitis and on an inhaler and steroids I was also eight years old. I <i>have</i> been going stir crazy. I woke up at seven this morning and got breakfast. Then my best friend texted me at nine, and she only texts me that early on Saturdays for two things, breakfast or Wal-Mart. It was the latter. Which was awesome, because all last night I wanted to go to Wal-Mart to buy Hard Candy awesomeness, but I was too sick.</p> <p>I think being an elementary art teacher is really the right thing for me. We’re going to glitter everything.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/416486498http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/416486498Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:34:52 -0500<p>I’ve been sick and going stir crazy. I wish I could stop coughing for more than 15 seconds. My abdominal muscles are killing me. I also really want a cigarette.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/416433295http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/416433295Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:03:35 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyepdciCZ01qz8jg7o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>National Mean Girls Status day!</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.</p> </blockquote>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/411392734http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/411392734Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:54:06 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/enbaG-wVMDU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/enbaG-wVMDU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Okay, so the best thing about <i>Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist</i> was Andy Samberg. And maybe the gum thing. But other than the relationship stuff, it was pretty much my coming of age story, just not in New York. Kind of boring. It’s weird to imagine people watching that and wanting it to be their life. If their romance had only been that night and she never heard from him again and he went back to his lame ex? Much more realistic.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/410702305http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/410702305Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:42:58 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydsifWAKs1qzede9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WANT.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/410564473http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/410564473Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:19:55 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydsb6xaYY1qzwouio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chronic bronchitis is most frequently caused by long term irritation of the bronchial tubes. Bronchitis is considered “chronic” if symptoms continue for three months or longer. Bronchitis caused by allergies can also be classified as chronic bronchitis. Chronic bronchitis is caused most often by exposure to airborne pollutants such as cigarette smoke, excessive dust in the air, or chemicals. The bronchial lining becomes inflamed and the constant exposure to such pollutants begins to cause damage in the bronchioles (the smaller airways in the lungs). Symptoms of chronic bronchitis include shortness of breath or wheezing, chest pain, and chronic productive cough.</p> <p>———————————————————————————————</p> <p>Basically I am an idiot. I had chronic bronchitis because of my allergies to dust, my parents smoked, and as an adult I’m in the ceramic studio all the time (lots of dust and chemicals) and now I smoke. Also, they keep saying to quit smoking. I’ve cut down a lot, because of the pain, but I can’t just quit. Arg.</p>http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/410519248http://www.allison-fischer.com/post/410519248Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:54:00 -0500