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Glitter on the front porch

I’m an eight year old girl inside. I spent $30 today on Hello Kitty band-aids, Hard Candy glitter nail polish, animal print press on eye shadow, pink glittery lip gloss that smells like frosting, and glittery liquid eye liner. It may also be that the last time I was sick with chronic bronchitis and on an inhaler and steroids I was also eight years old. I have been going stir crazy. I woke...

Feb 28th

I’ve been sick and going stir crazy. I wish I could stop coughing for more than 15 seconds. My abdominal muscles are killing me. I also really want a cigarette.

Feb 28th

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

I hate Michael Cera, but I’m watching Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist anyway. I’m sick and it’s on Netflix Instant Que. Shut up.

Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

I’ve got chronic bronchitis. I used to get it all the time as a kid, so I’ve got an inhaler, and been put on steroids and antibiotics. HUGE horse pills or antibiotics, too. I’m fine swallowing pills, but good lord, I’ve never seen a pill that big.

Feb 25th

I’m so sick. It’s hard to breathe. I’m positive I’m dying. I have stabbing pains in my left lung, I’m wheezing, I think I have an ear infection in both ears, and I’ve got a runny nose and hacking cough. I’m about to go to the doctor now.

Feb 24th

With Arms Outstretched by Rilo Kiley And if you...

Feb 22nd

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So many guys are talking to me all of a sudden. Most of them seem really cool, too. Dating? It’s pretty awesome.

Feb 22nd

I lied. I’m not over it. I miss him. But I’ll be okay. I’ve been through worse. That’s what it is. Everyone else treated me badly. He treated me so nicely. Until he didn’t. I’m used to being treated badly. Not nicely. Is avoiding me and not talking to me even that bad? Really? Ugh. It is. I’m pretty sure it’s over. It’d be nice to know. You...

Feb 21st

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Feb 19th

Good news? I’m over the boy and ready for the next one. I just submitted five pieces of my photography to a national art student competition. I’m nervous as hell. I hope one of my pieces is picked. I’m also an 8 year old girl inside. I enjoy lunchables, giving myself wacky pedicures (lime green and hot pink leopard print, anyone?) and still am a sucker for toy commercials. I...

Feb 19th

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I’m a bitch and enjoy making people feel uncomfortable. I’m turning into my parents.

Feb 19th

Feb 18th

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Rusted Guns Of Milan by Art Brut

Feb 18th

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Feb 17th

ACK!

Guys are really stupid. Like, unbelievably stupid. Not that us ladies are always smart, either. But this rant is about guys. Not quite men, but not boys. I’m taking a break, again. I’ve dated a lot of guys this past year, and nothing has worked out. I’m just tired of taking chances. I’ve thought with my head, heart and vagina, and nothing has worked out. Yeah, I was looking...

Feb 16th

My valentines day involved a nice dinner out with my mother, a pint of Ben and Jerry’s and Jane Austen. I may be that girl. but you know what? Being that girl rocks.

Feb 15th

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Feb 14th

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20,000 Tons Of Pubic Hair Trimmed In Preparation... →

Feb 12th

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All you can eat

One of many stories involving me vomiting. This is probably the only one that doesn’t involve vodka. Sensitive stomachs like myself may not want to read, but I’ll try to be as delicate as possible. When I was back in high school, my best friend Jenny, her older sister Crystal and her friend Emily and I all went to Sonny’s. It’s a local BBQ franchise. It was last minute,...

Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

things i have learned by this point in my life:

girlperson: 1. you can’t punish someone now for the way others have hurt you in the past; it’s in the past for a reason. 2. you shouldn’t always listen to other people, no matter how well intentioned they are. follow your gut. 3. taco bell only tastes good when you are some form of intoxicated. 4. you shouldn’t date anyone who likes dave matthews band. 5. don’t be scared of good things;...

Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

This American Life producer Jane Feltes is on a mission to visit bars and restaurants in NYC where she can meet an upstanding gentleman. Check out her first article in a new series for BlackBook. This totally made me giggle: “You picked this place, why aren’t you having fun? YOU PICKED THIS PLACE, AT LEAST ACT LIKE YOU’RE HAVING FUN”— Man to his date. I also enjoyed the use of “Don...

Feb 12th

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Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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Watch

Cyndi Lauper, Lady Gaga and MAC Cosmetics. If I believed in God this is how I imagine heaven would be.

Feb 11th

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I really need to cut my bangs. I’d trim them myself but I need a haircut anyway. I hurt my ankle by sitting at my desk today. That’s it. I got up to go on my break, and I had a limp. It’s still being weird. Best news? I finally got my car insurance, so I can drive my new car! And by new, I mean my awesome ‘97 Saturn station wagon. It’s sexy. But I can haul my art...

Feb 11th

Feb 10th

Ugh. I’m totally having a bad “I feel fat and no one loves me” crazy irrational girl day. ACK!

Feb 10th

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Feb 10th

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Sometimes, it’s like people can hear what I’ve said about them and are acting accordingly. Maybe I should watch my big mouth more often.

Feb 9th

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Looking at my Facebook friends, it must be nice to be able to party every night. I don’t know if they’re employed or not, but I can’t imagine being able to do that. Or go to school. Maybe that’s why we’re no longer friends, I just couldn’t keep up. Eh, partying isn’t all that great, really. It’s really getting drunk off your ass, getting high and...

Feb 9th

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Feb 7th

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I should be doing homework, or laundry, but I’m on tumblr instead. I’m about to start my homework, I swear! Then I’ll go run to the laundromat. I’m just crampy and cranky and want to go back to bed. I’m not ready for another week to start. I should have gone out Friday night, staying in to sleep was a mistake, I’m just as tired as ever. I don’t want to go...

Feb 7th

Way to cut me off.

Feb 7th

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