October 2009
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September 2009
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you know I’ve drank too much when I think ATM is ass to mouth and not automated teller machine.
I am turning into my mom. She refers to people by their first name like everyone should know who they are because she does. I do it too.
Epiphany #1308575685
It’s really strange when people fall in love with you and you don’t return their feelings. Especially when you’ve done nothing to win their hearts but be yourself. Like any dealings with people, they put all their bullshit on you and see what they want, feel what they want, and think what they want. You become the answer to their problems. Which is ridiculous. In no way is a...
Online Chemistry is killing me! Out of site, out of mind. I just remembered I had a test due tomorrow at 5, so I had to do it tonight. At 1 am. But I got a 90%, possibly a 95% with my write in answer. I haven’t even read the book yet… oops.
I hereby crown myself the Queen of Procrastination.
My everything hurts. I’m “on the rag” (because I just adore when men say this to me), and I am emotionally and physically drained. Now that my teacher is back, maybe I can get back on track school wise. I’ve put off everything, taking decent photos, writing in my sketch book, and reading in my Chemistry book. I also need to clean my room. BADLY.
But why do that when I can...
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I’m a pusher. Not a drug pusher, not a pusher like Tina Fey was in Mean Girls. A people pusher. Not to be confused with people movers at airports or theme parks. If I like you, I’ll try and push you away. Whether it’s me telling you all my bad qualities or the word vomit I spew out trying to scare you away. Just hang in there. Please and thank you.
This entry has been brought to...
Things I bought today:
Pig nose
Sequin mask
A black ostrich plume
A black rose
A black handkerchief
A pair of scissor buttons to make earrings
Black buttons to make earrings
Gold spray paint
Three fake apples
Pint of fake blood
White ankle socks with ruffles and bow
I spend so much time, In attempt to unmask you, Hidden behind rhyme.
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Ira Glass talks about the Internet →
Sex scenes are always 10x longer when your parents...
hennypotter:
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haha. awkward. even at 25.
Try with your Grandma. I think they are exponentially longer.
Dear Gabe,
I like you. I do. My best friend loves you. I embrace that. BUT WHY DID YOU BOOK HER FLIGHT ON THE 30th?! Why, I ask! We were supposed to see The Decemberists. I was going to give her her awesome present from France with her name on it. We were going to have lunch and take pictures and be awesome. Now she will be awesome with you in New York. Which is cool and all. But Anaïs and I had...
“This unhappy and conflicted modern woman.”
– John Updike
There is a creepy crawly rustling somewhere in my room and I am afraid to go to sleep. I keep telling myself it’s the fan blowing something… but it’s most definitely alive. And moving. And will crawl on my face in my sleep.
My Myspace inbox is a glaring reminder of all my past failed romantic trysts. A graveyard I go to sometimes, I pick up the bones in my hands and turn them over, mourning about what was or could have been.
So, Asperger boy hasn’t written me back in three days. I guess that’s a no. Probably my karma for blowing of that sweet guy. I can’t help it, when people like me a lot I run away. My 36 year old indie guy deleted me. After wanting to recreate the What’s A Girl To Do video by Bat For Lashes. What a tease. I just realized it now. I’m putting all but one egg in this...
Riddle me this
Apparently I have a penchant for guys on Myspace who set their profile pictures to an image of The Riddler. This guy is 25 and an Aries (I’m a Leo, it’s one of my matches) and he sent me a romantic riddle. He just made the profile, I think it’s for me. It’s kind of adorable. It’s like I have my own secret admirer!
Subject: Riddle for Allison
A thousand colored...
indierawk:
Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime.
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Did you know that when you put lolasin together, it looks like lol asian? thats what I thought it said at first, lol.
From my formspring. And I did not. I find this highly amusing. lol asian may be my new AIM screen name… and it’s taken! Sad face.
My internet only works at night. I don’t know why. It’s driving me crazy! I’m taking Chemistry online (yeah, what was I thinking) and the only time I can do it is at night. So, my humble tumblrs, that’s why everything is lacking a little. Hopefully it will be fixed soon.
Haiku for Patrick Swayze
Outsider you were I daydream of your Roadhouse You are now a Ghost
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That 70's Show... or MY LIFE
Fez: Okay, okay, okay, lets try something else . . . I want you to think back, obviously, there was something that brought you together. . . what was that?
Jackie: Well, I guess - I guess I like the way his scruffy beard felt on my soft, creamy, porcelain skin.
Hyde: Yeah, I kinda liked that, too . . . I also kinda liked the fact that she was technically still with Kelso.
Jackie: And I knew being with him would piss of my mom
Hyde: And all my friends
Jackie: Oh, and we had to keep it a secret
Hyde: And I felt kind of ashamed of myself
Jackie: So did I!
Hyde: I kinda liked that, too
Jackie: So did I!. . . Oh, its just so wrong
Hyde: Which is what made it so hot.
Jackie: So hot . . .
At Home He’s A Tourist by Gang of Four
At...
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Thanks, I needed that
Guy in car: Hey, sexy girl!
Me at bus stop: ...
“I am so mysterious that even I don’t understand myself.”
– Clarice Lispector
