July 2010
15 posts
Another reason I love Meg Cabot
Meena has a mouth guard. I’m not the only one!
Life is a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess.
– Thierry Guetta
I’m 25 today! The last week and a half has been hellish, literally. Our AC broke the Sunday before last, and before we could call anyone to fix it, we had to clean the house. So I spent a week of “vacation” cleaning the house so we didn’t get evicted, so we could call the landlord and have them send out a repair man. They came Friday to look, said it would take 5 hours on...
I hate hate hate female artists who “paint” with their menstrual blood.
Apparently everyone I know is loosing friends this week. I’m glad I haven’t. Well, I think I may have, but that doesn’t count because I was hoping it would end.
After watching Buffy and Spike’s “bad romance” I realized I had my own last year, and I did use him. I’d feel worse if he didn’t use me, too. Sometimes people can be too much alike.
Also, I’m listening to Twilight, and if it wasn’t an audio book I would have thrown in across the room by now.
June 2010
16 posts
I lost 3.6 lbs this week! That’s a total of 8.6 lbs for two weeks. I went to the doctor and do indeed have carpal tunnel syndrome again, it’s mild, I had a mild case when I was 18 and wearing a brace while I slept and most of the day (especially during the activity, this time work) help/s/ed. Did that even make sense? I’m on some prescription NSAID. Which I don’t realize is...
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Top ten keyword referrals
Seriously? WTF. Most make sense, but when I have used the word lesbian or nipples?
1. there’s been some cowboys in here 2. allison fischer {creepy} 3. “there’s been some cowboys in here” 4. zooey nipples 5. bold as love 6. bones 7.doctor who pig slave 8. had some cowboys in here 9. internet only works at night {sorry, dude, I have the same problem} 10. lesbian slaves
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I love my best friend. She’s the closest thing I have to a sister. We drive each other crazy sometimes, but we love each other anyway. It’s rare to have someone really understand you, but still really like you. We’ve been best friends for ten years now.
She’s the one who really pushed me into loosing weight. I wanted to, I knew I should, but even that new bright red,...
I lost five pounds this week!
I am ready for the weekend. Today and yesterday have been rough, if I had more than one side to my bed I’d say I woke on the wrong one.
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I started Weight Watchers (again) today. Third time’s a charm, right? I’m going to stick with it this time, though. I’m growing out my hair, untouched from dye since last year, and I’m going to the gym 5-6 times a week. Quitting smoking is in the future, too. I tried to, but it’s just too much. Switching to Diet soda was enough, that electronic cigarette was awful. I...
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It might be a quarter life crisis or just the...
I’ve gone to the gym four times this week, and I’m going tomorrow morning. I actually like it. Well, I don’t mind it as much. Mainly for the side effects of no longer being depressed and sleeping better. Plus, I always smell good because I shower twice a day. I got my electronic cigarette in the mail today, and I don’t hate it. Plus, I can smoke inside the house, which is...
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The summer of one hundred margaritas
I’m only 3 margaritas in, and that may have been too much. Nine shots of tequila and three of Triple Sec in three hours may have been over kill. But we hung out in the pool and smoked, it was a lot of fun. I love the Guggenheims. I signed up for the gym today, I start Monday. I need to order my electronic cigarette soon. Keep bumping into HWMNBN, twice this week, almost a third. I keep being...
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This is how I feel right now. Not only because I drank six beers, but because I realized I won’t ever be completely over him. Bastard.
May 2010
15 posts
I’m so over it. I plan on quitting smoking and loosing weight this year, because I’m not doing anything else, and I don’t want to waste a year of my life. This will be a good time to get it done. I’ve been depressed way too long, it’s time for this pity party to end. I’m tired of bad friends. I thought I was already over that, but sometimes people you like just...
I finally got lemonade and a chili dog today, I’ve been craving them all week. Welcome to Florida.
My teeth hurt. But at least I get to miss work. I’m unclear if this is good or not. I’m broke. It looks like I’m always going to be broke. I got my crowns on, and I have to go for a cleaning tomorrow. Next week I’ll miss Monday because of the holiday, and Friday I have a gynecologist appointment. I’d like my orifices not to be poked and prodded anymore. Meh.
Bah. I’m lonely. I just want to hurry up and meet my future husband already. By my Tina Fey logic, since I lost my virginity only a year before her, I should be married at 30. I can deal with this. Also, did you know her real name is Elizabeth Stamatina Fey? Yeah, thanks Wikipedia.
So, it took me about a year (or 6 months, depending on where you stand) to get over him, but I am. Thank god. Oddly enough, it’s taken me much longer to get over people, and I didn’t even sleep with them. I still have some warm feelings, but those are more memories of how I felt then, rather than how I feel now. He utterly disgusts me. Hooray!
I’m going to enjoy not being hung...
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Working 40 hours a week is really draining. I really don’t know how people can do it. I wake up at 5 am, shower, get dressed and make my lunch, leave by 6:30 to catch my bus, just to make it to work at 8. Then I get off at 5, wait for half an hour in the sun for my bus, walk home, and get home at 6:30 pm. I pass out at 10 just to do it all again. I like my job, (even though it’s...
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Ugh
I’m pretty sure I’m in love with him. It’s been a year, and I still haven’t gotten over him yet. I don’t even care he hurt me. I’m an idiot. But not really, because I’m not going to do anything about it. Unless I was drunk and we were alone, but that isn’t going to happen either.
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Vain Vicodin
What’s up, Gainesville people who keep visiting my blog? Don’t worry, your anonymity is safe, Google analytics just tell me where and how many of you are visiting. I know my friends don’t read my blog, (god, why would they? I’m like this in real life, just maybe more juicy) but I have a good idea who is. Well, more flattering hypotheses…
Hi, cute boy from my Spanish...
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My internet hasn’t worked since Friday. GRR!
April 2010
18 posts
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My favorite teacher made me promise to do great things and told me that I’m a great artist. I finished my last Gen Ed final today (forever!) and after I got out, I walked to my car, rolled down my window (even though I parked in the shade, it was at least 100° inside), lit a cigarette, put on Lady Gaga (not too loudly, to my disappointment, my volume button is stuck) and took the scenic...